
And so the excuses and apologies rain in for the abysmal performance of Treasury Minister Chloe Smith, in her encounter with rottweiler Paxman. An Eastern Daily Press (EDP) columnist was swiftly into print by Thursday 28 June, describing Paxman's methods as 'like a grizzly beastie stalks its prey' and concluding: 'The interview does not change the fact that she is a capable minister and a good bet for a future cabinet position'. He probably does the lottery, too.
I don't much like Paxman's style. He is unnecessarily aggressive at times. But he is rude to almost everyone - and in the case of politicians, regardless of their party. To his credit he is particularly tough on government ministers or spokespeople, regardless of gender, age or other irrelevancies. And given the limitations of Prime Minister's Question Time and other Punch and Judy shows in the Commons, I welcome this minimal accountability of our national leaders.
The performance of Smith cannot be blamed on Paxman. Smith was just as appalling on Channel 4 News a few hours earlier.
Interestingly, both programmes asked the same questions, their producers knowing full well how to expose the chaotic reverses of a faltering government. It wasn't anti-Tory - they would just as soon stitch up a Labour or Lib-Dem minister.
Blame for Smith's denouement as a lightweight also hangs with Osborne and his senior Treasury team who avoided similar embarrassment or, some say, were double booked at a Bullingdon Club evening of Bunter cakes and ale. And where were the media managers and whips who ensure that spokespeople are found, scripted, rehearsed and delivered fresh faced and mantra perfect to make-up rooms and cameras? More than one head may yet roll for this debacle.
But let's not let any of this distract us from the contribution of Chloe Smith herself. Keen to be an MP, happily riding the fast escalator to promotion and willing to be groomed by party barons and have greatness thrust upon her. She did not decline to be interviewed and had enough self belief – she is not short of this - to imagine she could handle the task.

'Here is Chloe visiting care homes and raising awareness of Carers' Week'. This is while Conservative run Norfolk County Council implements Treasury dictated funding cuts, and has reduced funding to day centres for older and disabled people –which also give carers a break.
'Here is Chloe helping Norfolk Homemakers, providing affordable furniture for people in need and on low income'. Let's not ask why more people are now in need - that would be a bit like that nasty Paxman. With high unemployment and benefit cuts reducing family incomes and Tory plans to cut housing benefit expected to drive many families into greater poverty, Chloe may have to do a second shift at the warehouse.

'Here is Chloe helping the local Samaritans'. I wonder if their case-load has increased or decreased since the last election? And why is free Legal Aid disappearing and the Citizens Advice Bureau being stripped to the bone?
'Here is Chloe getting on her bike for the British Heart Foundation'. But don't ask why the Tories allowed the junk-food and alcohol lobbies to fund government lifestyle adverts in return for a 'non-regulatory' approach.
'Here is Chloe visiting Remply'. That should be Remploy, Chloe, and let me remind you of your government’s plan to soon close 36 of 54 Remploy sites, with compulsory redundancy for1,752 people of whom 1,518 are disabled. And to close others, including Norwich, by the end of 2013.
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'Here is Chloe... supporting apprenticeship week... and at a job seekers fair'. While she backs the slashing of Norfolk youth services and drives Treasury policies which have pushed youth unemployment to over 20%.
And so it goes on and on. Here is Chloe providing a few hours or a smile - and certainly a picture opportunity and a heart-warming story - while backing the very policies causing the pain and requiring more voluntary support. So much of this pain could be prevented by funds from £500 million fuel duty, or by greater government effort to collect the billions of pounds of unpaid taxes. There are alternatives.
I don't blame any of the fine charities and organisations mentioned here for inviting or accepting a visit from a local MP. This is vital for morale, to gain public profile and to have a chance to lobby on policy. Norfolk's voluntary organisations do excellent work. Why then is Norfolk County Council, backed by Chloe Smith and the Treasury, cutting funds for voluntary organisations and community groups, forcing many to close?
But let's be generous and presume that Chloe is big hearted and not cynical. She may not know of these contradictions or of the impact of Treasury policy. She may not understand that it is not really supportive to give people a collecting can while stealing their purse.
But if she is not cynical she is certainly not bright. You decide. Either way she is not fit to be an MP. Don't shed tears for Clueless Chloe.
And finally, returning to the fuel duty delay which began the controversy, the EDP suspects 'the main thing our readers care about is the fact that they will not have to pay so much to fill up their tank between now and January'.
I actually think the good people of Norfolk - many of them providing care or running voluntary organisations under increasing strain - care about much more than that. And some of them will be wondering if their MPs understand any of this.
Pictures from Chloe Smith’s website.